Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.

It'd be preposterous for me to propose a universal cure to loneliness but I will say that people who do the things they find interesting, either creatively or vocationally, tend to become unlonely very quickly.

We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.

The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I'm kidding. But killing helps.

Here are some passing thoughts. Imagine looking up at the moon and seeing it burning. Imagine seeing the grocery store’s checkout girl grow horns. Imagine growing younger instead of older. Imagine feeling more powerful and more capable of falling in love with life every new day instead of being scared and sick and not knowing whether to stay under a sheet or venture forth into the cold.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Purchased experiences don't count.