Sometimes you can't realize you're in a bad mood until another person enters your orbit.

Here's my theory about meetings and life: the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity.

Do you ever just want to take your car out onto the highway and gun the engine as fast as you can and then close your eyes and see what happens?

Society indeed conspires to keep you ball and chained.

I think there is a Paris inside us all.

Starved for affection, terrified of abandonment, I began to wonder if sex was really just an excuse to look deeply into another human being's eyes.

I don't want any vegetables, thank you. I paid for the cow to eat them for me.