The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is fantastic. It's volcanic and sexy and utterly unlike anything I've read before. It feels like the future in a dazzling way that has nothing to do with looking backward. It's been a long wait for a new novel from Mark Leyner, but worth it. Ten out of ten from me.

We sleep heavily because we need to ask so many questions as we dream alone.

Florida isn't so much a place where one goes to reinvent oneself, as it is a place where one goes if one no longer wished to be found.

The Vienna Franks are a good example of urban white acid folk revivalism crossed with ska.

TV is all about hair. And then skin. And then clothing. And then it's about your voice. And finally the report, what you're actually saying. And 99 times out of 100, it never gets past the hair.

If cats were double the size they are now, they'd probably be illegal.

I like the present. I'm always interested in new ideas, and what's happening. I'm not nostalgic.