ETHNOMAGNETISM: The tendency of young people to live in emotionally demonstrative, more unrestrained ethnic neighborhoods: 'You wouldn't understand it there, mother - they hug where I live now.'

People who advocate simplicity have money in the bank; the money came first, not the simplicity.

Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you.

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

The best part of my life is gone, and what remains is whizzing past so quickly I feel like I'm Krazy-Glue'ed onto a mechanical bull of a time machine.

You're right, a spleen is a strange thing-we technically don't need one, but maybe spleens are kept in our bodies in case we mutate or evolve, and if we grow wings or tentacles we need to have the spleen in place in order for them to work.

Keep your treasure to yourself.