When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Money is good, love is wealth.
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
Change occurs in direct proportion to dissatisfaction, but dissatisfaction never changes.
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.