While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
Why ask why? If it's raining it just is.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Materialism is the only form of distraction from true bliss.
Happiness in the present is only shattered by comparison with the past.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.