Being sorry is the highest act of selfishness, seeing value only after discarding it.
To buy happiness is to sell soul.
Man worships because God lays His hand to the dust of our experience, and man miraculously becomes a living soul - and knows it and wants to worship.
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. - they'll find something.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.