The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Habitual intoxication is the epitome of every crime.

Keep your eyes and ears open, if you desire to get on in the world.

Intemperance is the epitome of every crime, the cause of every kind of misery.

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Slugs crawl and crawl over our cabbages, like the world's slander over a good name. You may kill them, it is true; but there is the slime.

Don't buy a single vote more than necessary.