Humor is the harmony of the heart.

Reputations, like beavers and cloaks, shall last some people twice the time of others.

Wit, like money, bears an extra value when rung down immediately it is wanted. Men pay severely who require credit.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

Jewels! It's my belief that when woman was made, jewels were invented only to make her the more mischievous.

The sharp employ the sharp.

Nature designed us to be of good cheer.