A conservative is a man who will not look at the new moon out of respect for that 'ancient institution' the old one.
Douglas William JerroldWits, like drunken men with swords, are apt to draw their steel upon their best acquaintances.
Douglas William JerroldThere are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.
Douglas William Jerrold