What women would do if they could not cry, nobody knows. What poor, defenceless creatures they would be!
Douglas William JerroldThere are some people as obtuse in recognizing an argument as they are in appreciating wit. You couldn't drive it into their heads with a hammer.
Douglas William JerroldHe is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.
Douglas William Jerrold