I enjoy talking to fans.

Beware of anyone who claims to be neutral, for they always have an agenda.

But for you to make this move would reveal the two fundamental tenets of true atheism. One: There is no God. Two: I hate Him.

The TSA must think we're mushrooms. You know, the way they are trying to keep us in the dark, and the way they keep feeding us a fertilizing agent that comes from the south end of a north-bound cow.

I am the young, edgy New Yorker.

I write in order to make the little voices in my head go away. Thus far it hasn't worked.

Immodest and attractive is easy. Modest and repulsive is easy too. But modest and attractive is an art form.