It's not the cards that you have all the time that makes you a winner or a loser.

Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies

May the flop be with you.

I once went a whole summer without seeing the sun. I would play all night, then sleep all day.

To start with you had to keep from getting arrested by the police. Then, you had to keep from getting cheated in the games. You also had to worry about collecting the money if you won. Then finally, after all that was said and done - you had to keep from getting hijacked.

I can't believe how much money I lose betting on sports. "sucker born every minute". That's me!

I now see what the really important things in life are and they don't relate to what I do for a living.