I'm bad for your health, like puttin' a pistol up to your face and blastin' yourself.

Those who are quiet will always cause riots.

If there were no guns, we couldn't talk about it, ... You turn on TV, you see soldiers marching with guns. We only talk about things that's happening.

The only two things that scare me are God and the IRS.

It's always weird when people approach me to make an investment. I tell them, 'I don't need any more money. I'm good.' Then I wait for their expression. That part is entertaining, because people look at you like you're crazy when you say you don't need any more money. Who says that?

Clear communication. Respect. A lot of laughter. And a lot of orgasms. That's what makes a marriage work.

You got to realise that when I was 20 years old, I had a house, a Mercedes, a Corvette and a million dollars in the bank before I could buy alcohol legally.