Big Z, little Z, what begins with Z? I do. I'm a zizzer zazzer zuzz, as you can plainly see.

Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how.

I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

He should not be here, " said the fish in the pot. " he should not be here when your mother is not.

When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad... you should do what I do! Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! Some people are much more... oh, ever so much more... oh, muchly much-much more unlucky than you!