If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.

How did it get so late so soon?

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'

If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!