He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

Ninety percent of the children’s books patronize the child and say there’s a difference between you and me, so you listen to this story. I, for some reason or another, don’t do that. I treat the child as an equal.

I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.

Oh the places you'll go! There is fun to be done! There are points to be scored. There are games to be won. And the magical things you can do with that ball will make you the winning-est winner of all.

Shorth is better than length.

And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're real quite lucky.