I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!

Onward up many a frightening creek, though your arms may get sore and your sneakers may leak. Oh! The places you'll go!

I'm afraid that sometimes you'll play lonely games too. Games you can't win 'cause you'll play against you.

You'll get mixed up, of course, as you already know. You'll get mixed up with many strange birds as you go. So be sure when you step. Step with care and great tact and remember that Life's a Great Balancing Act. Just never forget to be dexterous and deft. And never mix up your right foot with your left.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

I learned there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some from behind.

And the turtles, of course...all the turtles are free, as turtles and, maybe, all creatures should be.