I don't like audiences, I prefer my mistakes in private.

Because when you stop and look around, this life is pretty amazing.

Out there things can happen, and frequently do, To people as brainy and footsy as you. And when things start to happen, don't worry, don't stew. Just go right along, you'll start happening too!

Did you ever fly a kite in bed? Did you ever walk with ten cats on your head? Did you ever milk this kind of cow? Well, we can do it. We know how. If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good.

They say I'm old-fashioned, and live in the past, but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast!

So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.