I'm sorry to say so but, sadly, it's true that Bang-ups and Hang-ups can happen to you.
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.
And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.
I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees. I speak for the trees for the trees have no tongues.
I tend to basically exaggerate in life, and in writing, it's fine to exaggerate. I really enjoy overstating for the purpose of getting a laugh. For another thing, writing is easier than digging ditches. Well, actually, that's an exaggeration. It isn't.
Why fit in when you were born to stand out?