It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

You're in pretty good shape for the shape you are in.

Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

I said, "I do not fear those pants with nobody inside them." I said, and said, and said those words. I said them but I lied them.

I meant what I said and I said what I meant.

Today you are you! That is truer than true!

A kid is a guy I never wrote down to. He's interested in what I say if I make it interesting.