Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age.

If I went in debt a million dollars every time I committed genocide, I'd be our economy.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

Fame you'll be famous, as famous as can be, with everyone watching you win on TV, Except when they don't because sometimes they won't.

Whenever things go a bit sour in a job I'm doing, I always tell myself, 'You can do better than this.'

Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it was ruined when she bought it.

Not here not there not anywhere!