If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up.

For a host, above all, must be kind to his guests.

Sometimes, when I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child.

Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.

Because when a guy does something stupid once, well, that’s because he’s guy. But if he does the same stupid thing twice, that’s usually to impress some girl.

A life is a life no matter how small

Bump! Bump! Bump! Did you ever ride a wump? We have a Wump with just one hump. But, we know a man called Mr. Gump. Mr Gump has a seven hump Wump. So... if you Bump! Bump! Just jump on the hump on the Wump of Gump.