The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.

And he, he himself, the Grinch - carved the roast beast.

Don't live to please everyone. Embrace those who enjoy your company and to hell with the haters.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!

Oh, what a day. I will make it a holiday.

This is not good. This is not right. My feet stick out of bed all night. And when I pull them in, oh dear! My head sticks out of bed out here!

Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books.