I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.
Send the haters all my love. X and O.
When your ex says ‘You’ll never find anyone like me’. Say ‘that’s the point’.
If I didn't care about you, I wouldn't get so mad at the things you do.
With a canvas I'm a group of seven. A migraine, take two Excedrin.
Spendin all the money I just worked my ass off for doing things that I won't regret.