You got your resolutions... We just got reservations.

I'm satisfied with a little while you haters want it all. You waitin' for the spring and I'm gettin' it in the fall.

I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.

My team good, we don’t really need a mascot.

You know that girl that always forgave you? That always loved you? That always took you back? Pretty soon, she’ll give up and find someone better.

I do a lot of things hopin I never had to fit in, so tryin to keep up with my progress is like a dead end.

Wayne is my favorite person to work with though, because ooohh, oohh, Lil Wayne is just too good, he's just too good.