The weekend's here, started it right. Even if I only get part of it right.

Count my own money, see the paper cut fingers?

I can show you new things, have you feeling spiritual.

Less feelings means less goodbyes.

I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.

If a guy can't handle you in sweatpants, than he doesn't deserve you in a wedding dress.

Don't listen to the lies, I swear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining Armor All tires.