Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends.

I'm so in control of my life, you shouldn't dislike anything I do-because I'm not only in the best place I've ever been, but it keeps getting better and better.

Trust that things will be okay - especially if you put in the time and effort to make them be okay.

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny.

The reason I started officially learning to cook was because when I first got pregnant, I had to face the sad fact that I didn't even know how to boil an egg.

I was born 10 years old.

I have certainly had my share of long-distance love affairs.