I don't have a long, drawn-out Joan Crawford beauty routine. I'm not like, "Yes, I wake up and first I put ice on my face." I do it in a taxi on my way to a meeting. Traveling is my makeup routine. I do it in a car ride, and I'm that asshole on the road who's doing her mascara in the mirror.

Everyone is like a butterfly, they start out ugly and awkward and then morph into beautiful graceful butterflies that everyone loves.

I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there.

I don't cook, I can't cook, and it is really abominable to see me in the kitchen. I order in takeaway food or get my friends to cook because a lot of them are very good.

I've got Flossie dog, and she is great. She and I are still in love, 14 years. That's a relationship that works.

I have certainly had my share of long-distance love affairs.

I don't think that I have any musical talent.