To be honest, I don't have data in my brain of how a relationship with a man is supposed to function.

I try to be a good shiksa wife. I go to Central Synagogue in New York.

Being pregnant and having a toddler, as every parent says, is amazing. You're very tired, but it's so wonderful. God, it's emotional, but it's the best. I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

I want to be the rock that floats.

I think happiness is what makes you pretty.

I feel like I came out of the womb and was punted - there you go, out in the world!

My mother used to dress rather risqué when I was a kid, and that sort of shocked me. I always thought moms were supposed to wear cardigans and flats, but she was in leather bracelets and minidresses. In hindsight, I thought it was pretty cool, but I'm probably more conservative because of it.