I want to be the rock that floats.

When they [breasts] are huge, you become very self-conscious...I've learned something though, through my years of pondering and pontificating, and that is: men love them, and I love that.

Oh, I love hugging. I wish I was an octopus, so I could hug 10 people at a time!

I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into a row of seats and catapults you into the air from the top of the Stratosphere Tower - then plummets back down. I ride it over and over; it's exhilarating.

I can cook about two things. I can boil hot water for the only pasta I can make.

I'm sure wine snobs look at me and think, how dare you.

My life is so different than I thought it would be.