We take a dash of sexiness, a dash of spice, and blend it in with awesomeness and glory. Then we dance.

We take a dash of sexiness, a dash of spice, and blend it in with awesomeness and glory. Then we dance.

My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage.

I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey.

A soul living in tune with its internal purpose is bound to create utter magic.

Love is priceless. And all I really want is a good night kiss. So if tears were diamonds, more valuable gold, then a fortune in the corners of my eyes I would hold.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.