I had to be happy with the process of writing.Each step you take is more rewarding than the one before.

I think I liked writing a novel better. Obviously, it's more rewarding. It's that marathon thing where it sucks when you're doing it, but you're proud of yourself at the end, and you've done it, and at the very least, nobody can take that away from you.

I don't know how a culture is going to evolve, but I think the way the Internet works now is, people go to the Internet to laugh and have a good time. That's why Tumblr feeds and I Can Has Cheezburger and memes get thrown into the blender with real news and sports news and politics and that stuff.

It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

You'll paint some nursery and the kid will want to sleep in a drawer.

Once ESPN leaves you, and you don't have a foothold anywhere else, you're done. It's very hard to do anything else, because in some ways, they're the only game in town.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.