It's a fact that every minute you hold a child, it triples in mass.

For every hour a mother gets to herself, a father will demand five times that amount for drinking with friends and acting like an immature dipshit.

I found that life for me gets a lot more serious as you get older. You start off young and happy and smiling and "Wooo! I'm having fun!" And then you get married, and that's very serious, and you have kids, and that's very, very serious. So as you get older, you start thinking about passing away, and that becomes extremely serious.

I had to be happy with the process of writing.Each step you take is more rewarding than the one before.

I know I still had to take money from my parents, because no one can afford to live in Manhattan, not even the rich people.

I think I liked writing a novel better. Obviously, it's more rewarding. It's that marathon thing where it sucks when you're doing it, but you're proud of yourself at the end, and you've done it, and at the very least, nobody can take that away from you.

You're going to have Yahoo! and places that don't have rights being much more aggressive in how sports news is covered.