I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.

In Hawaii, we have something called Ho'oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises and restore peace and balance.

I'm going to be Dog, and I'm going to be an entertainer. And I'm going to make mistakes.

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that.

The closest thing to hell on earth is prison. It's the worst experience I've ever had in my life. Besides death.

I love what I do. I love to capture the guy. I love to tell the victim 'Don't worry anymore. They're in jail.' And this is my way to heaven. This is my way to contribute to America what I know how to do best, and that's chase down the predator.

Dog is God spelled backward.