Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.
A tie is like kissing your sister.
My only feeling about superstition is that it's unlucky to be behind at the end of the game.
Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.
All those football coaches who hold dressing-room prayers before a game should be forced to attend church once a week.
I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.