Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder. To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.
Duke of WellingtonAn extraordinary affair. I gave them their orders and they wanted to stay and discuss them.
Duke of WellingtonI mistrust the judgment of every man in a case in which his own wished are concerned
Duke of WellingtonI see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.
Duke of WellingtonJust to show you how little reliance can be placed even on what are supposed the best accounts of a battle, I mention that there are some circumstances mentioned in General -'s account which did not occur as he relates them. It is impossible to say when each important occurrence took place, or in what order.
Duke of Wellington