Believe me that every man you see in a military uniform is not a hero.

A great country ought not to make little wars.

What masks are these uniforms to hide cowards!

Nothing except a battle lost can be half so melancholy as a battle won.

When other Generals make mistakes their armies are beaten; when I get into a hole, my men pull me out of it.

I see no reason to suppose these machines will ever force themselves into general use.

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering squad and another paycheck. When a woman marries, she gets a boarder. To define it rudely but not ineptly, engineering is the art of doing that well with one dollar, which any bungler can do with two after a fashion.