The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk.

There's too many interesting women I have…not had the experience to know in this life because I have been brainwashed.

If you have this enormous talent, it's got you by the balls, it's a demon. You can't be a family man and a husband and a caring person and be that animal. Dickens wasn't that nice a guy.

I got into acting so that I could meet girls. Pretty girls came later. First, I wanted to start off with someone with two legs, who'd smile at me and look soft.

Euthanasia is legal in Hollywood. They just kill the film if it doesn't succeed immediately.

I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay.

Poverty is not dated. Homeless people have looked the same since the thirteenth century. Go back to the times of Tolstoy and Dostoyevsky. Look at photographs. It's amazing. The face on a homeless person is timeless.