If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?
One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed.
I think right now television is the best that it’s ever been, and I think that it’s the worst that film has ever been.
Next to that kid, we all look like onions.
The better you are as a parent, the richer the nest you've built, the more difficult it is for your kids to leave. So they have to invent things to dislike about you. And they're brilliant at it.