I wouldn't know how to handle serenity if somebody handed it to me on a plate.

I have tried sex with both men and women. I found I liked it.

I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming!

Sometimes the ladies involved give too much of themselves, sometimes not enough.

I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.

A lot of people say I'm bent, and I've heard it so many times that I've almost learned to accept it.

The only one who could ever reach me was the son of a preacher man.