Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.

You don't sign up for a divorce when you get married. It's very painful. But it's taught me a great deal about myself.

Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning the devil says, "awe s***.. they're up".

Change doesn't begin when we get knocked on our ass. It begins the moment we decide to get back up on our own feet

Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento, I won't stay. But I'll be sure to come back when the Lakers beat the Kings in May.

With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.

When I was a kid, I was a combination of Elvis, Richard Pryor, and Harrison Ford from Indiana Jones. I didn't know the value of being able to make someone happy. What kid really understands that? It wasn't until I got into professional wrestling that I felt like, "Oh, it's not only incredibly gratifying to achieve something but also to make people happy".