With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
On top of all that, look at this guy? I mean he's a idiot, he's 7 feet of pure idiot. You put his brain in a parakeet... zing! It'll fly backwards.
I want someone who can trust that my big hands are going to take care of them.
It doesn't matter what your name is!
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!