Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass di-rectly into the Smackdown Hotel!

Social media, to me, is like a marriage. You have to foster it and take care of it and commit to it. And you have to understand your partner.

Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

I grew up in a musical family; the majority of my growing up was done in Hawaii. It's what we do. You sing, you dance, you play ukulele and you drink.

I'm a passionate, hardcore fisherman. Biggest fish I caught? A 200-pound tarpon.

We all love challenges.