If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien.

Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.

'You can't see me'? What are you playing? Peekaboo?

I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!

Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!

You will go one on one with the Great One!