I do think it's perfectly natural and human to want to invest belief in something. It's just a facet of who we are. What do I believe in? I believe in the obvious things. The people I'm close to and my work - it's not complicated.

I've got better things to do than read rubbish about myself.

I'm delighted to make as many people feel ashamed as possible. There's probably a site like that for everybody. I've heard Newt Gingrich has his own as well.

I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Idioms are a big thing in Ireland. They want to fill the time, to show how good they are at talk - it's a talk-off

Now, I meant to talk about something else earlier on, and I've forgotten what it was. I've remembered what it is again, but I've also forgotten. And that's really what adult life is like most of the time.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?