There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life... the only college where everyone is a permanent student.

Twitter... 140 character limit... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers.

So it's true, when all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love.

The devil has not vanished simply because people refuse to believe he exists, no more than God has.

While she could hardly fathom what had just happened to her that night, she reached some conclusions before she fell asleep, certain things now made perfect sense; Moon River didn't sound so syrupy, mistletoe wasn't such a bad idea, and perhaps dating was not such a frivolous waste of time after all.

There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life... the only college where everyone is a permanent student.

No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.