Other people apologize and don't mean t "Sorry, but you shouldn't have..." or "Sorry, but I just didn't..." They apologize while telling you that they were right all along, which is the opposite of an actual apology.

When you hate someone you used to love, and you think he's done something awful - he probably has.

Because on some level, even though it never turns out to be true, and even though I should know better, I still expect life to be like the movies.

There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?

I think it was the institution...I was trying to master it.

The problem is I can think whatever I think but I still feel the way I feel.

How was I supposed to concentrate on my mental health when my therapist was encased in orange sparkle madness?