How was I supposed to concentrate on my mental health when my therapist was encased in orange sparkle madness?

Do not think about guys who have broken your heart six ways. It is mentally deranged to chase after heartbreak.

The universe is seeming really huge right now. I need something to hold on to.

A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit. A savory fruit. A fruit that has ambitions far beyond the ambitions of other fruits.

Don't call me Alessandro, or this could get ugly. Oh, then may I call you Alice?

Love is when you have a really amazing piece of cake, and it’s the very last piece, but you let him have it.

"I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, I become a madman and have panic attacks. I have to talk.