I swear, I have no understanding of other human beings.

There will be all these fifty-year-old women wearing hot pants and squeezing themselves into pretzel shapes and then there will be me. Just reaching for my toes like they're China. 'Hello there! You're so far away, I can't get to you! Can you even hear me?

Do not think about guys who have broken your heart six ways. It is mentally deranged to chase after heartbreak.

She will not be simple and sweet. She will not be what people tell her she should be.

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126

Don't call me Alessandro, or this could get ugly. Oh, then may I call you Alice?

We shouldn't piss them off, explained Frankie, because who knows what they'll do now that they've united.