We shouldn't piss them off, explained Frankie, because who knows what they'll do now that they've united.

They do sometimes go crazy, these people, because the world is telling them not to want the things they want. It can seem saner to give up-But then one goes insane from giving up.

If those are your friends, you've got no need for enemies.

Maybe a friend is someone who wants your updates. Even if they're boring. Or sad. Or annoyingly cutesy. A friend says “Sign me up for your boring crap, yes indeed”-because he likes you anyways. He'll tolerate your junk.

A tomato may be a fruit, but it is a singular fruit. A savory fruit. A fruit that has ambitions far beyond the ambitions of other fruits.

I sit around too much, waiting for other people to do stuff and angsting about stuff they've done, without doing anything myself.

I suffer migraines. I do not suffer fools.